“what the hell is Denny’s”
“what the hell is ihop”
I swear to god
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
no
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman like you” and i was like “do you know what dad being sexist doesn’t look fine on anyone” and everyone laughed at him and i just sat there like
